Tuesday, August 16, 2011


Dear Justin Bieber,
Please. At 13 you had your first love? When I was 13 I was planning world domination.
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.

Dear Lord Voldemort,
How many death eaters are there? Like 2,000, tops? Now how many views of my music video, "Baby", are there on Youtube? Oh, that's right.. ...601,815,140.. So who's dominating the world again? At least my evil brain-washing scheme worked. Have fun with the kid stuff.. "Lord".
- Justin Bieber

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